Pass The Gas By Scott Esquire Simmons

With the great hot winds.

His ass checks Staunchly Departed.

He both shit and farted.

        Scott Esquire Simmons

Is a true renaissance man often he attends Shakespeare in the park well he usually hangs out in the park anyways .

He is a humorist from Houston Texas and lives in the suburbs in Deer Park .
He is a pretty wild guy when not playing video games  he usually trolls omegle and has been banned for several months at a time.


Scott also takes off all his clothes to use the restroom and is a total germ a fobe.
He is banned from most school campuses .

He is single ladies and always looking to party in hopes to lose his virginity and find out finally where babies come from.

He usually is up all night so why not drop him a line .

At 832 802 9430

Or text I am sure he will be thrilled to hear from you.

Scott is also editor of The Dope Fiend Daily .
And been published in such fine magazines like The Rye Whiskey Review , And here at UTB.
And also at Horror Sleaze Trash.
And The Anti Heroin Chic .

Scott is currently working on his first book the Great Gatsby 2.