I think that children need to play Marco Polo with guns more often.
Instead of worrying about their twitter feed on Pornhub edu.
The youth have forgotten about how to really enjoy being in the great indoors.
Where you had to find your own snack machine for food.
Hell they don’t even know how to scavenge their surroundings for hot pockets.
It’s just plain obvious that any generation after mine is just complete shit.
After all Edgar Allen Poe was a millennial too.
Long story short it’s all going straight down hill from here.
Scott SImmons Aka Shithead
Is a true renaissance man who in the summer often enjoys acting in Shakespeare in the park .
He is also the youngest member of the Frat and why yes ladies he is single .
When not living the playboy lifestyle of the youngest Ezine editor , Scott can often be found trapped in his room alone and crying watching reruns of As The World Turns .
His publications include.
Ladies Home Journal , Esquire Magazine , Senior Living , The Wall Street Journal ,Maxim, The It Doesn't Look Like Me Qaurterly , Medusas Kitchen, The Rye Whiskey Review , Penthouse, Tiger Beat Magazine .
Scott Simmons is also now excepting full length manuscript submissions for the Dope Fiend Dailys new press .
Once is proud to announce it has now become a paying publication .
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