Saturday, March 30, 2019

Just Because You Have One. By Becky Summerland

   
Don't drink responsibly simply drink and shut the fuck up.
Kick back the beers and pour the shots .

Get insane and blame it on the booze or simply say.

"Yeah I screwed the bartender last night so what"?

Anyone can drink but few can truly go the distance only too pass out, Wake up puke rinse and repeat.

A champion never calls in sick .

The secret is never stop drinking and you will be fine .

And stop crying you pussy .

Now lets party !



Becky Summerland 

Is the Alpha Gal of the Sorority .
And all around party girl .
Who never turns down a good drink or the music .



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