Wanted By Leather Face

A woman with huge tits and a great ability to run and scream her head off at the same time.

Must enjoy playing the victim and light bondage and turned on by serial killers.

Listens to Abba and enjoys hanging at a cluttered compound with fellow freak cannibals.

Prefers a woman who.

Doesn't smoke.

Or cannot scream.

If interested please send all pictures and injuries too.

texasrambler@gmail.com

Leather Face is a modern day romantic and crazed serial killer from hell better known as Texas.

His work has inspired several films.
He currently writes a advice column for the New Yorker.

He is also the cook for all UTB events in fact you can almost taste the past members of UTB in his down home barbecue.

So eat up and help dispose of the evidence.