$5 Cum Dumpster by Ryan Quinn Flanagan

Standing out by the back entrance to this bar

in the Soo

he checked his phone

until anyone tried to walk past:

pussy.

If anyone turned back,

he threw his arms out and yelled:

what?

Those with girls got it worse:

$5 cum dumpster.

But no one would take the Pepsi Challenge.

So that he went to a nearby public bathroom

along the esplanade

and pulled up all the toilets.

Punching out the mirrors

for their glass,

and then

some.

 Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a male gigolo for hire. Presently residing along the sunny shores of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where he spends his days drinking discount Tequila and accusing chemtrails of being "sky farts." His work can be found both in print and online in such joints as: The Rye Whiskey Review, The Dope Fiend Daily, Outlaw Poetry Network, Horror Sleaze Trash, and Under The Bleachers.