Hiding Under Where? by Moe Lester

When it comes to stealing underwear the more brown stains the better.
After all if it don’t stink then it ain’t been nowhere near the pink.

The garment’s elasticity is also important for achieving a proper erotic affixation.
If the underwear does not allow for suffocation then simply use a plastic bag.

It should also be noted that if the underwear is wet you can actually ring out a delicious beverage straight from it or mix it with your favorite cocktail.

Finally just remember if you get caught remember you’re just a laundry cleaning professional.

Moe Lester is a Sex Offender with several years of experience and has been voted the best pervert of poetry in 2004 by Sir Scott Pilgrim.  He is also a professional critic and reviewer at several credited publications such as pornhub, redtube, and xhamster.