And declared “Fear not all of you mortal scum, I shall glide to the skies like a unicorn from the Isukadik Provence of the Eastern Canadian wilderness!”
For I could fly through the vibrations of orange pulsating in my ballsack.
And swim the seas with a toothbrush called Karl Marx gently inserted in my anus.
TO EUROPE WHERE MEN WEAR DRESSES MADE OF SQUIRREL NUTS AND SPARKLING VAMPIRES ILLEGALLY FEED AMONGST OUR HORSE SEMAN FARMS!
I SHALL NOT BE CONFINED TO YOUR PUNY PHYSICAL PENILE LIMITATIONS!
FOR I AM THE SEXIEST BITCH OF THE KNOWN ELCTRO-COWBOY UNIVERSE!
Scott Simmons is an accredited resident pervert at the Ron Murphy's School of Bullshit after he paid Ron a tuition fee of $25,000 and was then immediately abandoned in the parking lot of a Texaco gas station. Scott Simmons work has been seen in various manifestos and children's coloring books that remains locked in form the of 8 tracks in the national vault of Chuck E. Cheese.
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