Monday, November 18, 2024

I Hate Humanity Yet Love Cats by not Skaja Evens


I watch Bar Rescue and craft pipe bombs to send out for Christmas, along with rejections.

As she laughs as her cat takes a poo outside of the cat box, as she slices the throat of whoever the fuck house this is to give as an offering to Freya.

Poetry is life; if you don't follow my guidelines, I will end yours…..





Bios by Ernesto Hemingway


Skaja Evens enjoys nothing because she does not have to conform to any sexist male hidden agenda bastards.

When not serial killing, she enjoys solving mysteries with her hippy friends, who travel with a greyhound in a van.

She has a number-one song in Norway with her death metal project, Two Corpses and One Teacup.

She invented liquid smoke and has a pet turkey named Osama bin Ladin.

She recently won the lottery yet still works a job she hates so she can remain unhappy because she hates noise and clock radios, and if that makes sense, you probably are off your meds.

She is the editor-in-chief of Field And Stream Magazine.



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