Medicinal Cocaine by Scott Simmons

I’m a writer in his 20’s with a moderately sized dick that watches Winnie The Pooh themed porn made in the 1970’s by a secret collection of pregnant male nurses.

So how am I not a credible source of information for your lovely head brain?
It is scientifically proven that all facts are supposed to be fun not true.

And I’m completely sick of you critics denying my philosophy of a cosmological Jello slowly consuming the entirety of Billy Ray Cyrus in tight Jeans.

Now go away and just learn not to read asshole.

 

                    Scott Shithead Simmons


Is finally no longer under house arrest .
And finally out of the State of Texas .
Scott enjoys many hobbies like jello wrestling at the biker bar and is banned from most Zoo's for reasons we cannot comment on .


Scott loves you all so hopefully you haven't sent him your actual phone numbers .

UTB is not responsible for Scott Simmons I mean really we all got issues .