Are untrustworthy much like women .
It's like a man who doesn't kill and feast upon his victims flesh or dream of having sex with horses .
Man and stead must be one .
I once almost lost my life at the battle of lollapalooza.
A true warrior never takes his hand from his sword .
He maintains a firm grip much like a woman does upon her dishes and empty headed dreams .
I piss fire from Odin's snake always standing .
And wipe my arse with the severed hands of my victims.
Never trust a man who pisses sitting down or a fifteen brown eyed demon from hydra .
These words will serve you well .
Chapter from a Dummies Guide To Battles
Rathnar Kilbane
Is the poet laureate of Iceland
His work has appeared upon many cave walls and other fine journals as .
The Wolves Anus Review , Warlords and Whenches Qauterley , The Hot Iron Review, Sword Sallowers Journal, The Dragons Teet Magazine, The New Yorker
He is a icon of Iceland and philosopher .
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