Saturday, June 22, 2019

The Truth Is A Microdick Away From My Ass by Scott Simmons

You ever get the feeling your being watched by the government?
Or that a pizza delivery guy came over just to jerk off to Home Improvement?

There are many things that a talking condom named magic Johnson can’t teach you.
But they sure always taste good.

Sometimes being naked and covered in peanut butter in a park is the best way to get tackled by a man in a tight fitting uniform.

Also know that I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER YOU SICK SON OF A BTICH!




Scott Simmons is a professional dick juggler with many talents such as oral golf ball washing and pissing underwater with his bunny friends. He likes to often drink the warmest water in public swimming pools and he can also typically be found in your shower.




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