Thursday, October 31, 2019

Pappa, Where does Nick Jonas Come From by Scott Simmons?


The change in quantity of Robo ass demanded does NOT Equal the cubed power of Ln(balls/43).
THE TIME FOR A DARK SEXUAL LIMBO BETWEEN ME AND URANUS IS NOW!

For I am the Charizard that you do not have enough gym badges to bind to your twisted will.
So you gotta catch all of dis nut all over your dirty human face!

To bang or not to bang is not the question, but rather how much do you want really me to pay you?
Cuz not even my parents wanted me around for more than 5 minutes and 34 seconds.

So in conclusion Scott's dick dick is smaller than his tiny head brain.

Thus spoke the pubes of Isaac Newton.







Scott Simmons plays with hand puppets in the dark and wears a pretty pink dress that only shows a tasteful amount of cleavage.
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