Thursday, October 31, 2019

Pappa, Where does Nick Jonas Come From by Scott Simmons?


The change in quantity of Robo ass demanded does NOT Equal the cubed power of Ln(balls/43).
THE TIME FOR A DARK SEXUAL LIMBO BETWEEN ME AND URANUS IS NOW!

For I am the Charizard that you do not have enough gym badges to bind to your twisted will.
So you gotta catch all of dis nut all over your dirty human face!

To bang or not to bang is not the question, but rather how much do you want really me to pay you?
Cuz not even my parents wanted me around for more than 5 minutes and 34 seconds.

So in conclusion Scott's dick dick is smaller than his tiny head brain.

Thus spoke the pubes of Isaac Newton.







Scott Simmons plays with hand puppets in the dark and wears a pretty pink dress that only shows a tasteful amount of cleavage.
-

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

I Believe in Meat by Susan Isla Tepper

So my sister sets me up with this girl who just got out of the loony bin. I’m not shitting you. Ginny is the girl’s name. A situation str...

  • BLACKBALLED by Cindy Rosmus
    1979 “You see that?” I asked my roommate, Juanita. “Or am I crazy?” As Juanita peered around the dining hall, Katie got closer.   “’Ju...
  • Chemical Exposure by Ian Hanks
        I grew up on the coast of Maine, both of my parents were professional artists and under their guidance, I learned to draw and paint at a...
  • Patti Smith, My Mom and Me by Kevin M. Hibshman
    It was 1978. I was fourteen and floundering in a small town , nowhere, USA. I spent most of my time shuffling between being bored sick at sc...