Thursday, October 31, 2019

Trying to Pick up a Fat Farm Girl by Dan Provost


After I made my smooth move to get down her pants,  She said, “I’d would rather make love to a pitchfork.”

Looking back—maybe I should have changed my pickup strategy.

Telling an obese girl that you would like to go home and “swap some fat” might not be the phrase I should have used to help me get laid.

Unless, of course, we were going to get really kinky.
And fuck while bathing in lard.






  Dan Provost has been published throughout the small press for many years.  He is the author of nine books and lives in Berlin, New Hampshire with his wife Laura.



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