Saturday, May 2, 2020

A Geriatric PDF To Sex by Scott Simmons

You wanna know how your getting old?

It's whenever you shit your pants every time after you get up.
Or  you actually forgot where your actually dick is.

Heres a tip for you:
No amount of fiber can cure verbal diarrhea. 





Scott Simmons is a friendly extraterrestrial who enjoys to cuddle with strangers to in order spread his space rabies in hopes of destroying our plane of existence because he was on Team Jacob and he always will be no matter what you say to him. Also if you are having any sexual relations please feel free to send him instructional video tapes you produce to his mobile P.O. Box.  

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