Nothing Like A Orgy. by John Patrick Robnins

To blow off some steam and clean out the pipes .

To clear your thoughts and give you a reason to visit the free clinic the following day .

As you do the things of which others can only imagine and seldom ever try.

You have to question .

Is sex really worth the effort ?
Are people even worth the time ?

Sometimes it's easy to reflect in deep thoughts.

I never made the party course I was never invited either .

Guess my invitation was lost in the mail.

John Patrick Robbins

Is currently a recluse who exists only to hit the publish button and mix a good stiff drink.
Sights of him have become as rare as Bigfoot and just as terrifying being his legendary dislike for most people and mostly non drinkers .

He is currently working on driving himself totally insane and speaking to the wall people of his next move to further annoy the writing community and make himself that much more hated .

When not editing and scribbling his own yarns he enjoys black out drinking and a good human sacrifice to please the dark Lord .

And of course crying himself to sleep .
He is the Drunk Of The Year for thirteen years straight.

Cheers .