The Only Thing My Dad Ever Taught Me. by Alfred Gremsly

If you fall in love with a looker

Drop her and run far away

The ugly ones are always much kinder

And they’re always willing to stay

If you fall in love with a booker

Prepare for work and no play

As every word from her mouth gets smarter

You’re belittled with nothing to say

If you fall in love with a cooker

You’ll get fatter by the day

And you’ll have no time for any others

As you watch your balls go away

-so be careful-

If you find the one and she’s the one

If she steals your heart and burns like the sun

If she’s the last breath you’re willing to take

If she’s the one and not a mistake

-remember what I’m trying to teach you-

There’s no such thing as a perfect smart kind looker

‘and always remember’

You can’t make a house wife out of a hooker

Alfred Gremsly is an American born poet. His style of writing is often right in your face

and wrote about the darker, negative sides of life. Gremsly prefers to push the envelope and has begun turning heads with his “I don’t give a damn what people think” poetry attitude.

Look for two full length books scheduled for release late fall.