Hangover Secrets. by Ron Murphy

Often people ask me .

"Ron how do you seem to consume endless amounts of booze , yet are seldom hungover"?

The answer is simple .

With lots of practice and following the Ron Murphy rules of drinking and wellness you too will no longer fear the dreaded hangover .

Every morning I start out with a simple aerobic ritual.

Of smoking a pack of cigarettes and drinking four pots of coffee .

Then unwinding enjoying some fine internet porn.

The key is don't start out the day loading greasy food into your stomach.

Why eat crap you're only going to puke up anyways ?

I also enjoy a long walk in the park and some good conversation in the men's room .

Male bonding it key to life much like hunting and nude oil wrestling .

Then I usually go see my dealer to score some crystal meth.


Then it's off to the studio to do voice over work for Walmart .

After a long day of laying down some sweet tracks I like to head to my favorite health food institution MacDonald's.

After consuming fifteen macdoubles  Ron likes to hit the bars to go hunting some poontang.

Then after finding a lovely lady of the night I like to bring her home .

So we can enjoy a evening of smoking crack and watching netflix then having wild unprotected sex .

Ron Murphy does not fear disease for he has been blessed by magic powers from the voices in his head .

Then after I drop my rented girlfriend off I go home and it's time to finally cut loose .

Usually I enjoy enjoy drinking grain alcohol .

Then I usually black out and go riding and sometimes awake at the city zoo .

One time I passed out and woke up five states from home .


The key to beating hangovers is never be sober .

Why I am proud to say I have remained  drunk for thirty four years straight .

Fuck you rehab .


Yes why face the annoying bullshit of this life sober .

Grab a cocktail and say fuck it .

Just like you're trusted friend old Ron Murphy.

Please drink responsibly
And always have a spotter when robbing a convenience store .

You stay sexy readers out there .

You're Welcome .

Ron Murphy 

Is one of the most respected voices in all of Hollywood .

He is a voice over legend and worshiped as a God in a small village in a third world country known as Indiana .

He is currently divorced and living in the Motel 666 right beside the airport in Evansville Indiana. 

Ron Murphy is currently working on his memoirs. 

The Golden Voice In Dark Days Part 1

Once has already sold two copies eventhough its not finished yet and on amazons sexy sellers list.

When not working hard for his money.

Ron Murphy enjoys hanging round the pool with the rest of the guys from the frat taking lots of sexy pictures .

Ron is also writing his first children's book.

Mommy Why Do You Get The House .

Co written by Ron's on again off again girlfriend Taylor Swift .

Ron also rocks the night away with lounge act .

Ron Murphy and the Blackouts .

Ron Murphy is the voice of UTB and enjoys serial killing , Occasional Devil Worship .

And the finest non Roman orgies ..

This is Ron's first and hopefully last Ezine publication.

Remember keep it sexy readers .

You're Welcome .