They Still Believe In Pussy Magnets. by J.J. Campbell

whenever i see a

man in a little

sportscar, i wonder

how small his penis

is

when i see it's an

old guy, i get it

mid-life crisis

when i see it's

a young guy

i want to get up to

him, make him put

down his window

and just let him

know

diamonds are

fucking cheaper

J.J. Campbell (1976 - soon) is old enough to know where the bodies are buried. He's been widely published over the years, most recently at Fourth and Sycamore, Pyrokinection, Dodging the Rain, Midnight Lane Boutique and Rusty Truck. His most recent chapbook, the taste of blood on christmas morning, was recently published by Analog Submission Press. You can find him most days waxing poetic on his mildly entertaining blog, evil delights. (http://evildelights.blogspot.com)