The Memoirs Of A Decepticon by Scott Simmons

There was a mine for crabs deep inside the crotch jungles of Manitoba.
It reminds me of when I was once young a girl during the French Revolution.

I often liked to make out with bayonets and pick 40 year old overweight flowers.
But size isn’t everything and you are still beautiful sweetie.

Yet a rolling hotdog left directly in the sun for three weeks gathers no green mould.

I would rather be masturbating then dead so there is only one question I have to ask.
Do you want to watch or should I get out of your house?

Scott Shithead Simmons 

Is the 2018 sex offender of the year .

And the pride of Deer Park Texas .

He holds the record of most rejections from publishers in a year .

When not studying law at the YMCA Scott can often be found hanging out with the refined gentlemen of the Frat doing super secret things and paying his dues by being the designated drunk driver .

When not hanging in the showers Scott edits the Dope Fiend Daily and manages the UTB porn channel on Porn Hub.

Scott currently collects death threats and enjoys a good spanking from time to time .

And ladies yes he is still single and as pure as the driven snow.

If you catch my drift .