Men Who Sit Down To Pee. By Rathnar Kilbane

               

Are untrustworthy much like women .

It's like a man who doesn't kill and feast upon his victims flesh or dream of having sex with horses .

Man and stead must be one .

I once almost lost my life at the battle of lollapalooza.

A true warrior never takes his hand from his sword .

He maintains a firm grip much like a woman does upon her dishes and empty headed dreams .

I piss fire from Odin's snake always standing .

And wipe my arse with the severed hands of my victims.

Never trust a man who pisses sitting down or a fifteen brown eyed demon from hydra .

These words will serve you well .

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Rathnar Kilbane 

Is the poet laureate of Iceland 

His work has appeared upon many cave walls and other fine journals as .

The Wolves Anus Review , Warlords and Whenches Qauterley , The Hot Iron Review, Sword Sallowers Journal, The Dragons Teet Magazine, The New Yorker 

He is a icon of Iceland and philosopher .