Thursday, December 12, 2019

stuck in a crowded elevator. By J.J Campbell



she couldn't
believe her
luck
neither
could i
two damaged
souls stuck in
a crowded
elevator
tension
hanging in
the silence
a businessman
cuts a fart that
smells like
certain death
i laughed and
asked why god
hates all of us
a few catholics
turned around
in disgust
my future wife
chuckled
i should have
dropped to a
knee right there






J.J. Campbell (1976 - ?) was raised by wolves yet managed to graduate high school with honors. He's been widely published over the last 25 years, most recently at Red Eft Review, Cajun Mutt Press, Synchronized Chaos, The Beatnik Cowboy and Horror Sleaze Trash. You can find him most days on his mildly entertaining blog, evil delights. (https://evildelights.blogspot.com)

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