Saturday, April 4, 2020

A Tribute to Rhyming Poets by Jack Morris

Please Kindly offload all your work into my privy.
That is where it belongs for yes it is really that shitty.

But thanks dickhead for actually reading this stupid ditty.





Jack Morris is a poet from Berkshire, England enjoying all forms of banter, tobacco, and stouts. He has been writing for over 15 years and can often be found either in the great outdoors or writing in his study. 



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