Tuesday, September 15, 2020

An Open Minded Debate In 2020 by Scott Simmons

Did you know that 100% of people who had sex are not actually virgins?  And that at least one out of five has taken a shit?

If you disagree or you find these statistics meaningless then you’re clearly evil.
Only people that agree with me are permitted to speak here.

Now get your disgusting outside ideas away from me! 


Scott Simmons is the editor of The Dope Fiend Daily and Occasionally he does stuff......but to date he has never been caught by law enforcement agencies for illegally Smuggling beanie babies and ultra soft wipes. He lives on the run and often uses many implements to protect his thoughts from the government.
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