Friday, June 25, 2021

HIDDEN by Sasquatch

I live in the woods
With the forests & the trees
The birds & the deer
The wolves & freedom

But mankind
Has been bothering 
And hunting me for 
Centuries following
My foot prints and 
Harassing my family

So 
When they 
Fall asleep?
I take a big nasty dump 
In their backpacks



Sasquatch (Mr. Cornelius  A.) has been a resident of Washington State for over one hundred years and his hobbies include writing, drinking and collecting old vintage pornography. He is the author of the widely acclaimed book " Hair Styles For Humans" & his philosophical essay " Should We Eat Humans?" He currently lives in the woods where he chain smokes cigarettes and types.

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