Sometimes I question why farts don't always catch fire.
Then the crap runs down my leg, and I realize I really should have borrowed a pair of grandpas sexy new signature Madonna adult diapers.
Profound, need I say more?
Scott Simmons is an original Frat member and also is just today no longer under house arrest ladies but still must maintain a respectful distance from all dog parks and is banned from most zoo's in the United States and some third world countries besides Canada where he currently resides as he sought political asylum to pursue his degree in porn appreciation.
He is currently accepting full length poetry manuscripts for The Dope Fiend Daily Press all inquiries please contact him directly through messanger or just call him at any hour of the day.
He has been published in.
Flex Magazine, Men In The Woods With Firm Axe Handles Quarterly, Screw Magazine, Better Homes And Sex Slaves Zine, The Lone Star Steak House Bathroom Wall and The Rye Whiskey Review.
He also is work on his first full length album with his band Randy Rooster & The Hard Cocks.
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