The People You Love. by Scott Esquire Simmons

Family is great and it’s what makes life truly worth living.

Sure my dad left me but hey that’s just his way of teaching me about running.

Oh and mom played games with me in the bathtub like “how long can you hold your breath underwater whenever I’m holding you down?”

All of the late night wrestling visits with my Uncle Terry were great too.
I learned so much about submissions from him.

Why we just went together like peas and carrots in an all organic enema!

However I do have-to wonder one thing......

If my sister is a prostitute is it wrong to ask for a family discount?
Or should I the pay full price?

Scott Esquire Simmons

Is the editor of The Dope Fiend Daily .

His work has appeared in such fine publications as .

The Rye Whiskey Review , I Like Turtles Quarterly, Horror Sleaze Trash , Tinder , High Times Magazine well least that's were he stapled one of his poems between pages,

Scott is currently single and looking to mingle ladies he would love to hear from you all so please feel free to send him a email and send some pics to blueslover98@gmail.com

When not writing Scott enjoys the finer things in life like playing video games and watching internet porn.

He also would love to come give you a personal reading but do note if you live next to a school or Chucky Cheese Scott must regretfully refuse.

Scott is the youngest member of the frat and is currently being hazed by his dickhead big brother and editor JPR.

His next appearance in under the bleachers we will happily give out his home address .

We do this cause we love him .

Well not really its just fun and the staff at UTB like busting his ass .

Chao.