What I’m not:
1. Smart
2. Likable
3. A Good Person
What I am:
1. A professional Asshole
Scott Simmons was last seen passed out on your grandma's porch after he ran through a drive through naked in an attempt to order food for his imaginary friend who secretly thought that he was a douchebag and claimed that he only hung out with Scott "Because of the free shit". Scott has also been seen hiding in the back seat of several vans heading to Disneyland.
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