Insert Poetry Here by Scott Simmons

You ever wonder why no one’s at your readings?
 I don’t.

 I actually read your work.

Scott Simmons has put his genitalia into several different kinds of kitchen appliances and is afraid of the dark because Elmo is always lurking in the shadows with a deep endless craving for human flesh. Scott Simmons is considered incompetent in most countries and he should not be relied upon for any task without the constant supervision of a legal guardian.