Oil Check Olie. By John Patrick Robbins

                     

I wonder about the guy who invented the move of jabbing a thumb up someone's ass during a wrestling match .

And how he presented this new move to his coach at practice .

I cannot fathom the look of surprise in his opponents eyes.

When he first put this technique to use .

And how he first discovered this secret weapon. 

Was he fooling around with his girlfriend or boyfriend for that matter .

Did he think to himself.

What a marvelous counter maneuver. 

Did the man who invented the crouch ride get jealous .

Most wrestlers think all they ever need is to get another win.

And after listening to some of the names of these moves I sip my cocktail and have to think.

Most wrestlers really need to get laid more often .

See you in the showers. 

Toodles .

John Patrick Robbins   

Is the Mad Editor and editor in chief warlord of way too magazines including .

The Rye Whiskey Review, Drinkers Only , The Angel's Share , Inmate Of The Month Quaterly , Tiger Beat and special guest editor of the upcoming Church Of Ryantology Newsletter .

He has recently been published in the Yellow Pages and on the FBI's most wanted list .

He is actually dead and replaced by a actor as a front for the illuminati .

When not enjoying a nice relaxing vist to the state mental hospital he enjoys .

Finger painting and opening portals to hell .