Thousands of Eligible Singles in Your Area. By Ryan Quinn Flanagan

perhaps,

but once you weed out the strung out

the bipolar

the syphilitic

those in men’s dress shoes three sizes too big

the incarcerated

the HIV positive

and those with child,

it is really

slim pickings...

And who the hell ever said

you were such

a treat?

   

Your mother

and that guy who talks to fire hydrants

along Dixon Road

don’t count.

Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a male gigolo for hire.  Presently residing along the sunny shores of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where he spends his days drinking discount Tequila and accusing chemtrails of being "sky farts."  His work can be found both in print and online in such joints as: The Rye Whiskey Review, The Dope Fiend Daily, Outlaw Poetry Network, Horror Sleaze Trash, and Under The Bleachers.