Sexual Rodeo To Salvation by Scott Simmons

Gaze into the anus of Aquaman and ye shall know the truth. 

Thou must venture without fear of the swamp ass! 

For thine ass sweat is a most juicy treat! 

(particularly when blended with lucky charms and broken glass.) 

The brown eye shall giveth no deceit with the fresh aroma of Taco Bell!  

Taste of it and it shall give thee strength in the valley of the gooch. 

Only then can thou face the great evil of getting a limp bizkit in the morning.

Or while you watch the sexual/musical stylings of Russel Brand.

So sayeth Ryan in the eternal house of waffles.

Scott Simmons has been many places and wanted nowhere because he is a dick and he is not as sexy as he used to be since the taping of Bay Watch. However in spite of this Scott is too stupid to actually be aware of this and can be found in his natural habitat of his room jerking off 24 hours a day to a picture of Ryan Quinn Flanagan.