Saturday, April 4, 2020

Erectile Dysfunction Isn’t Always A Bad Thing by Scott Simmons

Hey what should you call two old people having sex?
A fucking ambulance.

Seriously grandpa lay off the little blue pills.

I don’t wanna have to lift you up from the floor again.








Scott Simmons is a Jet ski that has learned to be human through a series of electric shock therapy and lots of wpd-40 in his Weiner.  He is an old bastard as of 4/11/2020 as he will be 22 years old which is way to old to be a Jonas Brother and he will become totally uncool and nobody will like him anymore much like Shrek VII back in 1964. Please like this post if you hate Scott Simmons too. 

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