Writing reviews for shitty metal bands so your publisher can get free music.
Writing books you will never see a nickel from.
I don't think me walking away from that swell deal makes me a drunk so much as not being a dumbass.
Sorry to all the listeners in foreign countries and parallel universes for growing tired of doing all the work for nothing in return.
But if ever you miss the latest episode just slap some paint on the wall and watch it dry.
For it's just about as exciting.
If you didn't drink listening to those shows you certainly do now.
Arrivederci asshole!!!
You must forgive me, I am after all an abusive drunk.
John Patrick Robbins, is chief warlord and head dark sorcerer of the Frat.
When not dealing with bullshit pricks who think it's fun to test his patience. He runs way too many Ezines for which fellow writers piss and moan about because who needs multiple avenues to publish with?
His work has been published in.
The Headboard Review, The Bathroom Wall, The New Yorker, Tiger Beat Magazine, Better Homes And Gardens, The Reformed Inmate Quarterly, Hustler, and the dark hearts of millions.
He is an abusive drunk, a mean spirited occultist and serial killer and that's just his good qualities.
He is currently in Shady Pines mental facility seeking his degree in finger painting.
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