Rathnar's Culinary Killing Class by Rathnar Kilbane

      

Today the mighty Rathnar will share a favorite recipe passed down through the ages.

From the many wenches of my village.

As we are to prepare stuffed dwarf casserole. 

First we must raid the dwarf village at night during one of their many readings.

We shall slaughter many and waste even more.

I personally like a nice fat dwarf, that screams loudly as I disembowel them.

Or if you prefer, you can boil them alive.

Remember to keep a hammer close by, to bash in their skulls as they try to escape boiling the pot.

Then you will also need some potatoes and the fresh spit of a juvenile witch of Ohio for garnish.

And some fresh peppers and top off with spray on cheese from sorcery barn in New Jersey. 

Then feast and drink much mead and enjoying raping your wenches.

Kill many and praise Odin. 

All Hail the Rathnar. 

Rathnar Kilbane, is the poet laureate of Iceland.
He enjoys raiding villages and pillaging.
His scrolls have been published many places, such as.

The New Yorker, The Old Red Dragon Review, Esquire Magazine, The Dope Fiend Daily, The Ryan Quinn Flanagan Quarterly, and The Modern Viking Spring Catalog.

He was recently nominated for a Pulitzer for his soon to be published scroll from High Times Magazine.