Saturday, July 18, 2020

The Weather Report by Ron Murphy


Today in Canada it's not snowing for once, so that's a win in itself.


In Houston it's hot and there is a shortage of ammo, due to insane people hoarding shit. Like Scott Simmons.


In the Midwest it's warm and boring with a slight chance of irritable bowel syndrome.


In New York, residents are angry as usual. Because it is hard to be heard, telling someone to go fuck themself underneath a face mask.


In Washington D.C. there is a dark cloud that looms over the state better known as the Trump administration.


And in Philly there is a chance of rain and someone shitting their pants from eating delicious cheese steak.


That's the weather for now, so stay inside.
And look at your ugly next door neighbor and be reminded.


That facemasks aren't such a bad thing after all.


You're Welcome!!!






Ron Murphy, is podcasting legend winning many international awards for his in depth interviews.

His voice over skills can be heard on many of today's popular commercials. 
He is also a music producer and acclaimed author within his own demented mind.

He is currently the new editor of the Dope Fiend Daily.

His hobbies include Bowling, Hookers, Cocaine Trafficking and collecting ceramic cats.






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