Often the overpriced ones hate last year's.
Yet hold respect for vintage jeans.
Mustard stains provided by Tommy Hilfiger are far more desirable, than those applied by Earle who works the gas station down in Evansville Indiana
The runway is a distant cousin to the treadmill.
Who although related, never acknowledge one another.
The Jack boot never Jack's off.
For it's to respected in its sinister desire.
A death march beats a peace rally.
The pizza is truly just a sloppy cheeseburger.
With more toppings but I'm more into the buns myself.
We're all naked inside, with a ton of stinky parts.
Shoes only need feet.
Unlike humans with empty souls.
Yet hold respect for vintage jeans.
Mustard stains provided by Tommy Hilfiger are far more desirable, than those applied by Earle who works the gas station down in Evansville Indiana
The runway is a distant cousin to the treadmill.
Who although related, never acknowledge one another.
The Jack boot never Jack's off.
For it's to respected in its sinister desire.
A death march beats a peace rally.
The pizza is truly just a sloppy cheeseburger.
With more toppings but I'm more into the buns myself.
We're all naked inside, with a ton of stinky parts.
Shoes only need feet.
Unlike humans with empty souls.
John Patrick Robbins
Currently resides on the Death Star and enjoys destroying planets and long nights spent alone binge drinking and crying himself to sleep.
He also collects ceramic cats and fine wines .
He runs the legion of doom in his free time.
And yes he did target you in one of his many misspelled writes.
He has published in. Tiger Beat Magazine, The Illuminati Quarterly , Esquire, The Ryan Quinn Flanagan Quarterly, The Paranoid Fuckers Review and the Justin Bieber Anthology Series.
He has also been nominated for a Grammy for his duet with Roy Rogers.
Please drink responsibly and allow your dog to park the car.
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How delicately you drink your tea, Sir, with the extended pinky finger. You almost have me convinced.
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